Allow us to keep you right with a brief summary of our Wine Club rules:
The first rule of Wine Club is that you MUST talk about Wine Club. No, seriously – tell your friends, give us your feedback, make it part of your life!
You must be over 18 to sign up, and between you and me, we only allow cool people to join. Happily, there are no height restrictions.
Subscription services will consist of a commitment to have cases of wine or beer delivered to you on a monthly or bi-monthly basis. Life is full of difficult decisions.
Bi-monthly subscriptions have minimum periods of six calendar months, and monthly subscriptions have minimum periods of three calendar months.
Annual 'Special Gifts' can only be issued after three months tenure of the agreement have elapsed. Like all good friends, we reward loyalty!
Delivery days for subscription cases will be dependent on your date of commencement. (unless you picked a really inconvenient point in the month, in which case get in touch, and we can adjust it for you - we're nice like that)
Unsurprisingly, subscription deliveries are subject to the same delivery terms and conditions as all other e-commerce conditions. We have a longer, more boring version of this in our T&Cs section.
We will endeavour to notify you of any changes in delivery schedule, however all deliveries are ultimately subject to delivery via Courier. Such is life.
The initial payment will be taken at the beginning of the subscription period, subsequent payments will be automatically taken on the same day of the month on a monthly or bi-monthly basis. Again, if you want to change your billing/delivery day, we're here for you, just on the other side of an email or phone call.
Here's the best bit: the on-going discounted rate agreed at the beginning of the subscription period will be applied to any additional e-commerce purchases made within the period of the subscription service. Let the good times roll!
Side effects of joining our Wine Club may include (but are not limited to): a heightened sense of when another wine shop/bar/restaurant is ripping you off; the bus driver may spot you running, wait for you, and welcome you with a smile; ølfrygt; your tastebuds may get ripped like Chris Hemsworth in a matter of weeks; increased recycling responsibilities; you may either find (or lose) a five pound note on the street; giddiness; your extensive new drinks knowledge may either impress or bore other human beings; you may find your doorbell or buzzer disappointing you every time it's not a Marchtown delivery.